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kevinmcgreal:

Another great speech by Tony Abbott #auspol

kevinmcgreal:

Another great speech by Tony Abbott #auspol

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Posted 4 hours ago on 28 July 2014
via thefictionthief , originally from kevinmcgreal
tagged as: #australia


ihmlxo:

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

Ain’t feelin this shit no more.

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Posted 5 hours ago on 28 July 2014
via emilychus , originally from alexthefalcon


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Posted 5 hours ago on 28 July 2014


pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

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Posted 6 hours ago on 28 July 2014
via electricnippless , originally from pepperandpals


itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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Posted 6 hours ago on 28 July 2014
via holy-triangles , originally from itsbetterthananal


imreallybad:

repeat after me: 

  • virginity is a social construct 
  • you don’t lose your virginity 
  • there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept 
  • virginity is inherently heterocentric 
  • your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
  • what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with 
  • the end 
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Posted 7 hours ago on 28 July 2014
via blameitonthesilence , originally from imreallybad


madmadsmadly:

i literally know nothing about roosterteeth or achievement hunters or whatever the fuck this man is from but from now on he’s my role model

(Source: xxkenziex)

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Posted 7 hours ago on 28 July 2014
via boredomismynature , originally from xxkenziex
tagged as: #rt #epilepsy warning


emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

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Posted 7 hours ago on 28 July 2014
via holy-triangles , originally from emmyblotnick


poupon:

poupon:

RIP Hilary Clinton’s presidential campaign April 1, 1948-May 1, 1948. Better luck in the next election cycle, sweet prince.

UPDATE:
people are getting offed in the same order as a horror film all up in this trail. Kayne West lived through the measles, a broken leg, thypoid fever, and Joe Biden getting bit five times by a snake, but finally died of “getting sick”. No one man deserved all that Dover’s Powder

UPDATE 2:

When i told my dad that Romney died of dysentery, dad delivered this moving eulogy: “Well, he was always full of shit”.

UPDATE 3: 

Joe Biden is currently celebrating his 8th snakebite. The game isn’t even bothering to print out full news items regarding this anymore, it just says “Joe Biden” and then assumes you know what is going to follow after that. Got bit by a snake, I know, game. I know

UPDATE 4:

R.I.P. Joe “Got Bit By A Snake” Biden. Since the news feed was vague as to the cause of death, I’m just going to assume he died of being Joe Biden, as the previous day’s news item implies.  It’s just Obama left on this lonesome road to Oregon. Remember, Obama, HOPE! And/or CHANGE!

UPDATE 5:
Unfortunately, not even Obama is immune to the tides of change and the rough waters of… uh. Change. After being ghost-piloted into one too many rocks while fording a river, Obama finally swam to that big oval office in the sky.  ”Many wagons fail to make it all the way to Oregon”, the game indifferently tells us. Yes, many wagons fail. But this was The Nation’s Wagon. Though there were many like it, this one was Ours. RIP…. America.

….

…SO WHO WANTS TO PLAY AGAIN WITH RUSSIAN POLITICIANS?

reblog with the whole story of the 2012 presidential race to oregon, for those who have only seen bits an pieces of it.

bits and pieces… just like what our wagon became… Alas, America! Alas, humanity!

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Posted 7 hours ago on 28 July 2014
via slashseeker , originally from poupon


onceuponymous:

I’m laughing so hard because Artemis is a Greek goddess of, among other things, maidenhood and archery.  She is literally an aro/ace arrow ace.

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Posted 7 hours ago on 28 July 2014
via cosmic-angst , originally from onceuponymous