THEME BY RACHEL [DUCKPONDS]

(Source: sambram3000)

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Posted 3 hours ago on 23 August 2014
via orphaniehaus , originally from sambram3000


Anonymous: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

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Posted 3 hours ago on 23 August 2014
via sexuallyactivemango , originally from almanzapedia


jellyflavoured:

ahaha; i kinda grabbed the palette pic i did before and gave it a bit of a tonal adjustment to see how it looked like- its clearer like this, although its not the original colours

jellyflavoured:

ahaha; i kinda grabbed the palette pic i did before and gave it a bit of a tonal adjustment to see how it looked like- its clearer like this, although its not the original colours

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Posted 4 hours ago on 23 August 2014
via si0nnach , originally from jellyflavoured
tagged as: #homestuck #art #fanart


mynameiseternity:

cumber-porn:

abaddonadler:

punxs:

This is my friend Sam and I.
We go to a private boarding school in Lake Tahoe, California.
Sam is pan-sexual and myself, well, I am a bit confused of who I am at the moment.
Last night, our school had a formal dinner and I asked Sam to be my date a week ago, he said yes!
The night of the formal dinner, Sam asked our assistant headmaster if he could wear a dress, he said no before he had even finished the question. When Sam and I showed up to the dinner, we were holding hands and I was also holding the roses Sam had gave to me. Sam was wearing mascara and lipstick. Our assistant headmaster freaked out and told Sam if he didn’t get the makeup off, he would be in massive trouble. Sam and I went back to the room to get his makeup off and came back down. The whole night, he was telling us how bizarre and weird we were. The night ended and the morning rose. We both have our first class of Friday with our assistant headmaster. He told the both of us if our relationship went any further, he would take us behind the barn and beat us. He also told us if we were in public school, we would have our dicks chopped off by other kids. After an entire period of being teased, Sam and I got together and thought we needed to do something about this. So here I am, Julien Nicol, 15 years old, asking for your help to spread this around and have it know that California allows private schools to discriminate against people with certain sexual preferences.

Signal boost the fuck out of this.

How fucking dare he?!

go. rebLOG. NOW.

mynameiseternity:

cumber-porn:

abaddonadler:

punxs:

This is my friend Sam and I.

We go to a private boarding school in Lake Tahoe, California.

Sam is pan-sexual and myself, well, I am a bit confused of who I am at the moment.

Last night, our school had a formal dinner and I asked Sam to be my date a week ago, he said yes!

The night of the formal dinner, Sam asked our assistant headmaster if he could wear a dress, he said no before he had even finished the question. When Sam and I showed up to the dinner, we were holding hands and I was also holding the roses Sam had gave to me. Sam was wearing mascara and lipstick. Our assistant headmaster freaked out and told Sam if he didn’t get the makeup off, he would be in massive trouble. Sam and I went back to the room to get his makeup off and came back down. The whole night, he was telling us how bizarre and weird we were. The night ended and the morning rose. We both have our first class of Friday with our assistant headmaster. He told the both of us if our relationship went any further, he would take us behind the barn and beat us. He also told us if we were in public school, we would have our dicks chopped off by other kids. After an entire period of being teased, Sam and I got together and thought we needed to do something about this. So here I am, Julien Nicol, 15 years old, asking for your help to spread this around and have it know that California allows private schools to discriminate against people with certain sexual preferences.

Signal boost the fuck out of this.

How fucking dare he?!

go. rebLOG. NOW.

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Posted 4 hours ago on 23 August 2014
via quadranipplepentakill , originally from punxs


TG: moved to tears

(Source: drisrt)

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Posted 4 hours ago on 23 August 2014
via holy-triangles , originally from drisrt
tagged as: #homestuck #art #fanart


sleepwonk:

this socakiebakie:

here you go. Humanstuck. idk when ill do the boys :3c

BLONDE NEPETA

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Posted 5 hours ago on 23 August 2014
tagged as: #homestuck #art #fanart


purplefridge-archive:

i’m a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. listen to this absolute classic: “abraham lincoln was never president”!

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Posted 6 hours ago on 23 August 2014


haha just indefinite keeping of things and not selling them

yeah i made this account in 2009 and i still have stuff i got then

Posted 6 hours ago on 23 August 2014


reedmeister-of-jacobstown:

My Biology book confirms Half-Life 3. However it will take awhile.

reedmeister-of-jacobstown:

My Biology book confirms Half-Life 3. However it will take awhile.

(Source: crystalweeb)

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Posted 6 hours ago on 23 August 2014
via electricnippless , originally from crystalweeb


sexuallyactivemango replied to your post:.
i remember you talked a lot about hoarding stuff so that when it inflated you could sell it and be really rich

i am still hoarding all of that stuff omg

it’s now all worth loads and i’m still not selling it

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Posted 7 hours ago on 23 August 2014